Singer/Songwriter/Waitress: Archive

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Jan 8th

Just saw TINTIN. It was AWESOME. #boxingday

Dec 25th

Just posted a photo http://t.co/grhvIYh4

Dec 24th

Italian Man: “Julia Gillard wouldn’t say no. She’d say yes and take a bite.” British Girl: “Yeah well she’s not a Pom.” #112tram

Dec 22nd

I cannot stop watching @BillyEichner clips for Funny or Die. Hilarious. Thanks @DavidCampbell73 !

Dec 19th

Also, in The Australian! Only 3 more Melbourne shows to go - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Come along! http://t.co/Q65ZuiZh

Dec 18th

Are there people you can hire to unpack your house and make it lovely and get rid of that weird smell in your old one? Also, can it be free?

Dec 17th

Fun Games To Play While Moving: #1. “What Is That?” Empty out the fridge. Try and guess what food these items used to be.

Dec 16th

Stop packing and moving to do things you don’t really need to do. Try to convince yourself, and others, that you DO need to do them. NOW.

Dec 15th

It’s MOVING DAY! We are packing up all our crap and listening to THIS: http://t.co/i2kbBH4n

Dec 14th

RT @benpobjie: #santamovies Santablanca. Santa runs into an old love he tried to forget, and helps her escape from Nazis on his sleigh

Dec 13th

Just had my French toast with maple syrup and bacon for the first time ever. Mind. Blown.

Nov 27th

Trapped in a taxi with the Ultimate Humblebragger. #humblebrag

Nov 26th

Spent the night trapped in a windowless room with too many children. Dressed as orphans & hippies & munchkins. Definitely having nightmares.

Nov 25th

Just posted a photo http://t.co/OukNI8MJ

Nov 22nd

A lady just asked me if I was Maltese. I’m not. And now I want Maltesers.

Nov 21st

RT @DarrynKing: Is it okay to contact a girl you haven’t spoken to in ten years just to ask her to return your complete DVD set of the A …

Nov 20th

RT @cabaretconfess: The 9th Annual Australian Cabaret Showcase entries now open! http://t.co/F3nsNDpq

Nov 18th

About to do a Spontaneous Broadway show in Warragul… #terrified

Nov 17th

Wow. This apartment is amazing: http://t.co/5yEOqr3l

Nov 14th

I Think We’re Alone Nowra #manvswil #nowrasongs

Nov 13th

The Nowra of Love #manvswil #nowrasongs

Nov 12th

Sharing a gingerbread man with Les Solomon http://t.co/2eokABuP

Nov 11th

“Don’t be defeatist dear, it’s very middle-class.” Amazing. #maggiesmith #downtonabbey

Nov 10th

It would have been a really clever move had the people in the house not chosen that exact moment to come out and stare at me like a stranger

Nov 7th

RT @macleanbrendan: Tony Abbott is to politics as Yahoo is to the Internet.

Nov 7th

Dear 1 Tram. You are the slowest tram of ALL TIME. With the hours I’ve wasted on you I could have built my own faster tram of the future.

Nov 5th

Wireless networks in Preston: “OPTUS5810”, “Rob’s Wireless” and “keep-the-sex-noise-down”

Nov 3rd

I am SO glad to hear this. RT @PFEnorthcote About to open the doors, we’ll be open as usual: breakfast, lunch and dinner. Happy Cup day.

Oct 31st

RT @alan_tudyk: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unfortunately, all the crap left behind from previous trips was waiting for me wh …

Oct 30th

Guys, I just got an email from Tupac. Apparently he’s a fortune teller now.

Oct 25th

Off to Sydney to stay with Stacky and @JMMillar!

Oct 10th

I bless Lorraine down in Africaaa! #ReplaceTheRainWithLorraine

Oct 10th

Going to my brother’s 18th birthday party. I look like a disco ball dipped in fairy floss and wrapped in the future.

Oct 8th

I’m making a bag of grass for my brother’s birthday cake. This is not as weird as it sounds. Wait…yes it is…

Oct 7th

RT @cheyennejackson: it’s been 25 years since PRINCESS BRIDE? inconceivable.

Oct 7th

Cannot believe that booking a Jetstar flight online incurs a $15 booking service fee. Are you KIDDING me? I did the booking! Pay me $15!

Oct 6th

Dear Brisbane, a one-way bus ticket to the city is $5.40?! Are you fucking kidding me?! You have proved the superiority of Melbourne again.

Oct 5th

Oh. Wow. RT @stevenmitchellw: Really?? http://t.co/d6D58q1a

Oct 5th

I love hipster animals. http://t.co/FAhdcHQP

Oct 4th

Hello Mooloolaba! This is the view I woke up to… http://t.co/LFlL1NUJ

Oct 2nd

Pancakes, shopping, tea, scones, Mexican food, gin, wine, Ex Libris games, sun, sea and good company. Mooloolaba, you’re alright. #holiday

Oct 2nd

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Oct 1st

Flight delayed. Get me out of this rainy city already! Bring on a road trip with my little brother and some fun beach times!

Oct 1st

Dear Melbourne, I love you but this weather is ridiculous. I’m going to Brisbane for a while. Sort yourself out. Love, Gill #freezing

Sep 30th

The last month has been so full of great new musicians, all I want to do is play covers. LOTS of covers.

Sep 30th

Nanna’s 99th Birthday Lunch http://t.co/PQTOL7Gy

Sep 29th

Just your standard Pancake Parlour menu fort… http://t.co/tQUbZcAc

Sep 27th

Gangster guy on my tram, gold chains, & cap backwards, is eating whipped cream FROM THE CAN. I want to laugh but he might kill me…

Sep 26th

Badminton in the park http://t.co/BcsF0bwb

Sep 25th